If I had to look at everything I've ever looked at or thought about while masturbating
I would kill myself
If I had to have dinner with everyone I've ever fucked or "slept with"
I would be fucked
I would not show up for that dinner
I would rather eat ramen noodles out of a styrofoam cup
I mean I would rather eat ramen noodles out of a styrofoam cup
with the hollow green peas and the impossibly orange cubes of carrot for the rest of my life
I would rather do that than have dinner with just me and everyone I've ever fucked
