Danielle: I don't actually drink beer, I just have beer... it's a great bartering tool, people will do anything for beer. People will help you move across town and paint your apartment if you tell them you have beer. It's wonderful.

Jane: Yeah, 2005 was a rough year for me. I had these cabinets... the top drawer was where I kept all of my liquor and the bottom drawer was where I puked every night. Fuck 2005.